Zario

	Zario
Normal; Smash; Radioactive;	Zario
	Zario
Current Age	101
Date of Birth	December 31, 1914
Gender	Male
Species	Zarians
Living Town	Zarland
Main Weapon(s)	<insert name here>
Main Element(s)	Death
Vulnerable to	Nothing
First Appearance	Zuper Zario Zrothers Zxtreme
Current Status(es)	In your bedroom

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“	What is this piece of crap in front of me?	”
–Zario, while looking at <insert name here>

Zario is a new character in the Mario series, making his debut in Zuper Zario Zrothers Zxtreme, a new game for the Nintendo Comet.

Description[]

Physical[]

Zario is a human of average size and height. Due to mutation, his skin has been transformed to purple. He wears purple shoes, a blue shirt and hat, and lime green overalls. His eyes are bright green. He looks rather similar to Mario, don't you think?

Personality[]

Zario believes that he is perfect. As such, he has very high confidence when facing Zowser, so he cannot be beaten. He can be rather full of himself at times, though. This can lead to situations that can be particularly testing.

Relationships[]

Zario holds <insert name here> in very high regard, thinking that they are a piece of crap as stated in his quote. This means that his low regards are very low. He has no romantic interests besides a narcissistic love for himself. Each day, he admires a picture of himself on his beside table.

“	I am so hot.	”
–Zario

He also has a good relationship with his ally Zoshi.

Appearances[]

Zuper Zario Zrothers Zxtreme[]

Zario is the sole playable character in his title, Zuper Zario Zrothers Zxtreme. Despite the name, he has no brother, not even a zrother. Instead, Zoshi assists him through the game. His jumping powers allow him to jump to the moon with little to no effort. He can kill Zowser with a touch.

He is able to consume radioactive and rabid cows in the game, something Zoshi cannot do. He also has the power to use <insert name here> as part of his attacks. He can use rabid cows as an attack as well.

The Legend of Kyu[]

Zario makes an appearance in this game, and is an ally to Kyu.

Gallery[]

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Koopa Games series	The Koopa Games • The Koopa Games II: Space Wars
Mario and SpongeBob series	Mario and SpongeBob at the Olympic Winter Games
Starship Crew series	Starship Crew • Starship Crew 2
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